Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody – Adrian Mitchell

I was randomly browsing pictures of people in wheelbarrows, as you do, and this came up…

Wheelbarrow Man by R E Roberts.

WheelbarrowMan

Reminded me of this fun poem… (Hope it’s been a good April! Time for May.)

Ten Ways to Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow to Anybody

by Adrian Mitchell

1 PATRIOTIC

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
I didn’t lay down my life in World War II
so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.

2 SNOBBISH

May I borrow your wheelbarrow?
Unfortunately Lord Goodman is using it.

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